Salty Scriptures for Scurvy Scallywags

Smaller than a cannonball. Mightier than a cutlass.

Ahoy, ye scallywag! Not every sailor's got the hold space fer a full Bible, so here be the treasure that matters most, packed small enough to ride in yer coat pocket. Salty Scriptures for Scurvy Scallywags be the pocket edition o' The Pirate Bible: thirty-seven o' the most necessary passages in Scripture, selected from the King James Version an' told in glorious pirate speak.

• Creation an' Noah's great voyage
• The Ten Commandments an' the partin' o' the Red Sea
• Jonah an' the great fish, the stillin' o' the storm, an' Paul's shipwreck
• Psalm 23 an' other sea shanties o' the Psalms
• Proverbs fer pirates
• David an' Goliath, Daniel in the lions' den, an' the prodigal son
• The Sermon on the Mount
• The Christmas story an' the empty tomb
• Treasure-map verses from John 3 to the New Jerusalem

Every passage carries its book, chapter an' verse, so ye can always find yer bearin's in any King James Bible.

A fine stocking stuffer, a youth-group giveaway, or a gift fer the salty dog in yer family who'd never crack open a regular Bible but might just read this one.

The particulars: softcover, 4.25" x 6.875", 96 pages, by Rob Ot. The pirate speak was made with the help o' artificial intelligence from the King James text. It be meant fer fun an' fresh readin'; fer serious study, set yer compass by the original.

$14.99 · Standard shippin' $4.99

Got a taste fer the treasure? The full Pirate Bible, all sixty-six books, be waitin' right here in port.

Fits in yer pocket. Feeds yer soul.
Warning: may cause sudden outbursts of "Arrr-men."