Pirate Bible

loved it!

I am shocked anyone would call this a legitimate Bible translation. The holy Scriptures have been twisted and stuffed with the sayings and witticisms of a barbaric and bloody group of sea faring thieves, and we call this "fun"? Can you imagine what William Tyndale, the founder of the English Bible, would say? If, when being burned at the stake, he were told that hundreds of years from then his Lord's words would become fodder for a childish parody? I sincerely hope no new Christian comes across this pitiful representation of sacred writ. Our God and Savior deserves our highest praise and reverence, not a careless and cavalier acknowledgement of His beautiful Word.

This is one of the best books I've ever gotten!

Excellent idea, enjoy!

Ne'er will ye find such a wonderful Book o Books anywhere on the Seven Seas! It will make ye a soundin' smart to yer mates an' kin. Also it'll 'elp ye find treasure in God's Word that there may 'ave been 'idden from ye fer many years. Be like a treasure map it shall brin' the Bible to life if yours 'as becomin' dusty from lack o' use. Gather yer mates around the fire, fill yer cisterns with non-alcoholic rum an' startin' drinkin' from the wise words o' the Cap'n! Kaptain Karl Bastian