Pirate Bible

2 Stars: It's a first edition Mass Market Paperback, done through AI and popular Pirate vernacular, and needs a human edit.
The copy I have must have been at the end of the printer cartridge, because a lot of the pages are very light on ink, making it difficult to read.
PS I hope your church uses the profits honorably, and I look forward to a better Second edition.

loved it!

I am shocked anyone would call this a legitimate Bible translation. The holy Scriptures have been twisted and stuffed with the sayings and witticisms of a barbaric and bloody group of sea faring thieves, and we call this "fun"? Can you imagine what William Tyndale, the founder of the English Bible, would say? If, when being burned at the stake, he were told that hundreds of years from then his Lord's words would become fodder for a childish parody? I sincerely hope no new Christian comes across this pitiful representation of sacred writ. Our God and Savior deserves our highest praise and reverence, not a careless and cavalier acknowledgement of His beautiful Word.

This is one of the best books I've ever gotten!

Excellent idea, enjoy!