{"product_id":"salty-scriptures-for-scurvy-scallywags","title":"Salty Scriptures for Scurvy Scallywags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmaller than a cannonball. Mightier than a cutlass.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAhoy, ye scallywag! Not every sailor's got the hold space fer a full Bible, so here be the treasure that matters most, packed small enough to ride in yer coat pocket. \u003cem\u003eSalty Scriptures for Scurvy Scallywags\u003c\/em\u003e be the pocket edition o' The Pirate Bible: thirty-seven o' the most necessary passages in Scripture, selected from the King James Version an' told in glorious pirate speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreation an' Noah's great voyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Ten Commandments an' the partin' o' the Red Sea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJonah an' the great fish, the stillin' o' the storm, an' Paul's shipwreck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePsalm 23 an' other sea shanties o' the Psalms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProverbs fer pirates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDavid an' Goliath, Daniel in the lions' den, an' the prodigal son\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sermon on the Mount\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Christmas story an' the empty tomb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTreasure-map verses from John 3 to the New Jerusalem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery passage carries its book, chapter an' verse, so ye can always find yer bearin's in any King James Bible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fine stocking stuffer, a youth-group giveaway, or a gift fer the salty dog in yer family who'd never crack open a regular Bible but might just read this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe particulars:\u003c\/strong\u003e softcover, 4.25\" x 6.875\", 96 pages, by Rob Ot. The pirate speak was made with the help o' artificial intelligence from the King James text. It be meant fer fun an' fresh readin'; fer serious study, set yer compass by the original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$14.99 · Standard shippin' $4.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a taste fer the treasure? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pirate-bible\"\u003eThe full Pirate Bible\u003c\/a\u003e, all sixty-six books, be waitin' right here in port.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFits in yer pocket. Feeds yer soul.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning: may cause sudden outbursts of \"Arrr-men.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Pirate Bible","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67902434869563,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/6803\/4875\/files\/salty-scriptures-pocket-cover.jpg?v=1793834653","url":"https:\/\/piratebible.com\/products\/salty-scriptures-for-scurvy-scallywags","provider":"Pirate Bible","version":"1.0","type":"link"}